I promised myself to do a book review every month. To talk about some poignant pearls of wisdom that I have discovered on my journey through the literary adventures I have embarked upon. Then this happened!
Below is the list of the 4 songs with the most ridiculous lyrics known to mankind.
Literary Gem 1: Notice that the rubbish below comes with a rhyming scheme.
Pyaar karle tu aaj angoor ki daughter se… Naseehat bhool jayega tu ek quarter se Peene waale ko bhi jeene ka mazaa ayega Ye woh daaru hai jo chadh jaye sirf water se
Come fall in love with the grape’s daughter (wine reference BTW) You will forget all of life’s lesson, with just one quarter Enjoy your life whilst drinking This the kind of alcohol that will hit you with plain water!
Literary Gem 2: I wish I could tell you more about this song but then the first paragraph was all I could understand. And thank God for that!
Aaj blue hai paani Paani pani paani paani paani Aur din bhi sunny Sunny sunny sunny sunny sunny Aajaao on the beach yaar Photo meri kheench, phooti kismat hogi teri Gar tune ye baat na maani
Today , blue is the water Water …water…water …water The day is also sunny Sunny …Sunny …Sunny …Sunny Come on, on the beach and take a picture of me Your fate is ruined, if you don’t listen to me
Safe to say my sanity was ruined because of listening to you!
Literary Gem 3: This song has a bit of English in it, pretending to be all bilingual and larger audience reach, which means I don’t even have to translate the atrocity in this one.
You soniyo, she put up a show
Unless I’m impress, Baby I gotta go
I won’t mind tell you that I take you floor
But tonight no bites
Cause the wife will know
The grammar Nazi in me jumped off the roof while listening to this one.
Literary Gem 4: The word ‘gold digger’ just got a new address.
Tu leya de meinu golden jhumke.. Main kanna vich paavaan chum chum ke Mann jaa ve… mainu shopping kara de Mann jaa ve… romantic picture dikha de Requestaan paayiaan ve.. Chittiyaan kalaiyaan ve
Get me golden earings I will kiss them and wear them in my ears Why don’t you agree … to take me shopping Why don’t you agree… to take me to a romantic movie I am requesting you White wrists, I have got White wrists
Man, the white girl always has it easy. Don’t blame me for my racism, blame Bollywood!
Happy listening, you guys. Happy Listening.
Love Always, Z
P.S: I must take a moment to admit that not only have I enjoyed some of these songs but also danced to them, albeit to the beats. The lyrics are just too hot to handle!
P.P.S: If you know songs equally ridiculous but dance worthy, be a doll and share the link below. I mean be a Baby Doll, Yo!